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against onanism Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)01:49:47 No.105[View Thread]>>107

I wouldn't be surprised if every time a man masturbates, he's shaving off micrograms of skin per stroke. It would add up over years and the penis circumference could actually lose 1-2cm over a decade of excessive onanism

Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:25:49 No.107

>>105 (OP)
ah true, i gona masturbate now

Anonymous against onanism08/07/26(Fri)01:49:47 No.105

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I wouldn't be surprised if every time a man masturbates, he's shaving off micrograms of skin per stroke. It would add up over years and the penis circumference could actually lose 1-2cm over a decade of excessive onanism

>>107

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Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:25:49 No.107

>>105 (OP)
ah true, i gona masturbate now

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Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:48:04 No.101[View Thread]>>103 >>109 >>110 >>115

This is a test thread to see how active this board is.
If you see this please join and make a comfy post.

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Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)19:23:45 No.104

>>102
I think I prefer federated tech tbh. Especially when small single user instances exist. So like gotosocial for microblogging.
I feel like federation is a good middle point, sadly there are no federated image boards though. Not to my knowledge. There was one called Fchannel but it's been abandoned for years.

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)04:46:01 No.109

>>101 (OP)
hello chud, how are you going?

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)13:12:11 No.110

>>101 (OP)
helo kind friends

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)04:57:48 No.115>>116

>>101 (OP)
Was this board made just recently?

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)05:52:36 No.116

>>115
what a funny guy you are!

Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:48:04 No.101

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This is a test thread to see how active this board is.
If you see this please join and make a comfy post.

>>103>>109>>110>>115

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Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)19:23:45 No.104

>>102
I think I prefer federated tech tbh. Especially when small single user instances exist. So like gotosocial for microblogging.
I feel like federation is a good middle point, sadly there are no federated image boards though. Not to my knowledge. There was one called Fchannel but it's been abandoned for years.

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)04:46:01 No.109

>>101 (OP)
hello chud, how are you going?

Anonymous 08/09/26(Sun)13:12:11 No.110

>>101 (OP)
helo kind friends

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)04:57:48 No.115

>>101 (OP)
Was this board made just recently?

>>116

Anonymous 08/17/26(Mon)05:52:36 No.116

>>115
what a funny guy you are!

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Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)23:58:32 No.99[View Thread]

>you say you dont smoke, everyone tries to make you smoke
>you say you dont drink, everyone tries to make you drink
>you say you dont fuck, nobody comes to help you

Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:26:03 No.143>>145

the people who would help you have sex are not the people you would want that from unless you are open minded to a fault

Anonymous 10/02/26(Fri)02:36:13 No.145

>>143
truly a faustian bargain

Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)23:58:32 No.99

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>you say you dont smoke, everyone tries to make you smoke
>you say you dont drink, everyone tries to make you drink
>you say you dont fuck, nobody comes to help you

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Anonymous 09/30/26(Wed)03:26:03 No.143

the people who would help you have sex are not the people you would want that from unless you are open minded to a fault

>>145

Anonymous 10/02/26(Fri)02:36:13 No.145

>>143
truly a faustian bargain

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Anonymous 07/26/26(Sun)23:58:33 No.93[View Thread]>>94 >>100 >>106

number 1 food is whole milk and it's not even close

Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)11:40:21 No.94

>>93 (OP)
but its for babies

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:27:26 No.95>>98

Where do you guys find good-quality milk?

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)04:14:13 No.98

>>95
at the nearby store

Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:42:23 No.100

>>93 (OP)
I like milk but dairy gives me flatulance, anon.

Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:22:20 No.106

>>93 (OP)
i need woman milk

Anonymous 07/26/26(Sun)23:58:33 No.93

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number 1 food is whole milk and it's not even close

>>94>>100>>106

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Anonymous 07/27/26(Mon)11:40:21 No.94

>>93 (OP)
but its for babies

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:27:26 No.95

Where do you guys find good-quality milk?

>>98

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)04:14:13 No.98

>>95
at the nearby store

Anonymous 08/06/26(Thu)14:42:23 No.100

>>93 (OP)
I like milk but dairy gives me flatulance, anon.

Anonymous 08/07/26(Fri)02:22:20 No.106

>>93 (OP)
i need woman milk

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im a 30 yo virgin skilless wageuck Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)11:46:40 No.85[View Thread]>>88 >>90 >>92 >>119

fuck my chud life

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Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)18:33:18 No.90

>>85 (OP)
didn't ask, don't care

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)15:40:33 No.92

>>85 (OP)
Everything gonna be allright fren

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:32:06 No.96

Same, bud. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:33:20 No.97

Same, mate. My life's been a bit like yours too. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into our lives. Cheers.

Anonymous 09/04/26(Fri)02:53:44 No.119

>>85 (OP)
Same dude. I am 26 and have no experience. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

Anonymous im a 30 yo virgin skilless wag(...)07/24/26(Fri)11:46:40 No.85

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fuck my chud life

>>88>>90>>92>>119

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Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)18:33:18 No.90

>>85 (OP)
didn't ask, don't care

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)15:40:33 No.92

>>85 (OP)
Everything gonna be allright fren

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:32:06 No.96

Same, bud. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

Anonymous 07/28/26(Tue)03:33:20 No.97

Same, mate. My life's been a bit like yours too. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into our lives. Cheers.

Anonymous 09/04/26(Fri)02:53:44 No.119

>>85 (OP)
Same dude. I am 26 and have no experience. Hope we can feel better soon and something good comes into your life. Cheers.

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Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)19:27:31 No.82[View Thread]>>83

I'm ordering toilet paper from amazon so I dont need to get it from the supermarket, cant let everyone know that I SHIT. How embarrassing that would BE

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)22:53:36 No.83

>>82 (OP)
same, but ii buy everything online ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:04:14 No.86>>87

Pro tip: tell Amazon the toilet paper is a gift so they need to put it in a box, otherwise they might not box it and people might still see it.

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:41:04 No.87

>>86
Ah thats great thx

Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)19:27:31 No.82

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I'm ordering toilet paper from amazon so I dont need to get it from the supermarket, cant let everyone know that I SHIT. How embarrassing that would BE

>>83

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Anonymous 07/23/26(Thu)22:53:36 No.83

>>82 (OP)
same, but ii buy everything online ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:04:14 No.86

Pro tip: tell Amazon the toilet paper is a gift so they need to put it in a box, otherwise they might not box it and people might still see it.

>>87

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:41:04 No.87

>>86
Ah thats great thx

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Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)08:11:21 No.76[View Thread]>>77 >>84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2wAam9k30
is it over? im a 30 yo virgin buddy boyos

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)11:30:43 No.77

>>76 (OP)
did you try being gay?

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)12:35:34 No.78>>79

never is over ser

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:33:47 No.79

>>78
yes it's over ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)11:44:37 No.84

>>76 (OP)
its fucking over buddy boyos

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:43:51 No.89

Why everyone is 30 yo here bro

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)08:11:21 No.76

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2wAam9k30
is it over? im a 30 yo virgin buddy boyos

>>77>>84

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Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)11:30:43 No.77

>>76 (OP)
did you try being gay?

Anonymous 07/18/26(Sat)12:35:34 No.78

never is over ser

>>79

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:33:47 No.79

>>78
yes it's over ser

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)11:44:37 No.84

>>76 (OP)
its fucking over buddy boyos

Anonymous 07/24/26(Fri)13:43:51 No.89

Why everyone is 30 yo here bro

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my plan worked Anonymous 07/17/26(Fri)12:13:43 No.75[View Thread]

early in the morning i sometimes make weird noises against the wall adjacent to my neighbor and they finally moved

Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:35:19 No.80>>81

Now people will think the building is haunted

Anonymous 07/20/26(Mon)04:21:02 No.81

>>80
and everyone moved, op is alone

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)02:32:08 No.150

>be OP
>4am corpsepaint and grim frostbitten moaning through the drywall
>neighbor moves out
Black metal has never been more trve

Anonymous 10/21/26(Wed)09:08:43 No.152

They are sending the Ghost Busters to the haunted house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous my plan worked07/17/26(Fri)12:13:43 No.75

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early in the morning i sometimes make weird noises against the wall adjacent to my neighbor and they finally moved

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Anonymous 07/19/26(Sun)22:35:19 No.80

Now people will think the building is haunted

>>81

Anonymous 07/20/26(Mon)04:21:02 No.81

>>80
and everyone moved, op is alone

Anonymous 10/17/26(Sat)02:32:08 No.150

>be OP
>4am corpsepaint and grim frostbitten moaning through the drywall
>neighbor moves out
Black metal has never been more trve

Anonymous 10/21/26(Wed)09:08:43 No.152

They are sending the Ghost Busters to the haunted house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I've been sauna maxxing Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)01:05:10 No.71[View Thread]

4 days a week 90-100C 15mins at a time. Yes,you can get saunas upwards of 130c, they usually only have it at like 90-95. I've only gotten over 100c when I've rented cabins that have wood burning saunas and prepped them myself. I do 15 mins and then cold shower. Apparently it increases your test because it makes your body think it's dying.

Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:34:28 No.73

Sauna was invented in Israel, they call it GOYBOX in Yiddish

Anonymous I've been sauna maxxing07/14/26(Tue)01:05:10 No.71

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4 days a week 90-100C 15mins at a time. Yes,you can get saunas upwards of 130c, they usually only have it at like 90-95. I've only gotten over 100c when I've rented cabins that have wood burning saunas and prepped them myself. I do 15 mins and then cold shower. Apparently it increases your test because it makes your body think it's dying.

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Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:34:28 No.73

Sauna was invented in Israel, they call it GOYBOX in Yiddish

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Anonymous 07/09/26(Thu)19:15:14 No.65[View Thread]>>69

God I hate Indians so much its unreal. I used to call native Americans indians and wonder why they got so angry. But I get it now... like, thats the worst thing you could call anyone

Anonymous 07/10/26(Fri)01:16:50 No.66

next level racism

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:13:10 No.68

I love all animals, except Indians

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:14:12 No.69

>>65 (OP)
I love all animals, except Indians.

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)12:14:13 No.70>>72

Why are you obsessed with Indians, anon? I bet you've never seen one in your life.

Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:32:03 No.72

>>70
are you some kind of indian apologist????? i refuse to interact with an indian apologist, I REFUSE

Anonymous 07/09/26(Thu)19:15:14 No.65

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God I hate Indians so much its unreal. I used to call native Americans indians and wonder why they got so angry. But I get it now... like, thats the worst thing you could call anyone

>>69

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Anonymous 07/10/26(Fri)01:16:50 No.66

next level racism

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:13:10 No.68

I love all animals, except Indians

Anonymous 07/12/26(Sun)12:14:12 No.69

>>65 (OP)
I love all animals, except Indians.

Anonymous 07/13/26(Mon)12:14:13 No.70

Why are you obsessed with Indians, anon? I bet you've never seen one in your life.

>>72

Anonymous 07/14/26(Tue)02:32:03 No.72

>>70
are you some kind of indian apologist????? i refuse to interact with an indian apologist, I REFUSE

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Anonymous 07/09/26(Thu)08:31:18 No.64[View Thread]

My Reddit ban is being lifted today, I think I'll go and subtly (and not so subtly) insult women until I get banned again.

Anonymous 07/11/26(Sat)12:10:36 No.67

ma boy, i am proud

Anonymous 07/09/26(Thu)08:31:18 No.64

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My Reddit ban is being lifted today, I think I'll go and subtly (and not so subtly) insult women until I get banned again.

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Anonymous 07/11/26(Sat)12:10:36 No.67

ma boy, i am proud

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Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)05:22:56 No.60[View Thread]>>61 >>91

Theres this dude at the local gym. Total Chad. Tall, blonde, jacked. Does calisthenics. I've noticed he farms 6/10s foids. He could probably pull 9s and 10s but he's swimming in 6s.
I fucking hate him.

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)06:34:40 No.61

>>60 (OP)
Sounds based as fuck to me. No real man really needs more than a 6/10 foid. 9s and 10s are usually whores, infertile or fucked up in the head in some way, and they're too powerful.

Anonymous 07/08/26(Wed)04:11:00 No.63

because the 10/10 is whores

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)00:57:28 No.91

>>60 (OP)
pulling 9s or 10s would take effort, but 6s doesn't take much effort if you're chad

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)05:22:56 No.60

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Theres this dude at the local gym. Total Chad. Tall, blonde, jacked. Does calisthenics. I've noticed he farms 6/10s foids. He could probably pull 9s and 10s but he's swimming in 6s.
I fucking hate him.

>>61>>91

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Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)06:34:40 No.61

>>60 (OP)
Sounds based as fuck to me. No real man really needs more than a 6/10 foid. 9s and 10s are usually whores, infertile or fucked up in the head in some way, and they're too powerful.

Anonymous 07/08/26(Wed)04:11:00 No.63

because the 10/10 is whores

Anonymous 07/25/26(Sat)00:57:28 No.91

>>60 (OP)
pulling 9s or 10s would take effort, but 6s doesn't take much effort if you're chad

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Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)01:34:30 No.46[View Thread]>>47

>whenever i see a foid on the internet

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Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)21:41:51 No.51>>57 >>58 >>59 >>62

what about me??????????

Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)22:11:37 No.57

>>51
You are not real!

Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)23:52:04 No.58

>>51
post feet right now

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)02:53:22 No.59

>>51
no pic mean hoax ser

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)06:35:25 No.62

>>51
TITS OR GTFO
OR
GTFO

Anonymous 07/01/26(Wed)01:34:30 No.46

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>whenever i see a foid on the internet

>>47

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Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)21:41:51 No.51

what about me??????????

>>57>>58>>59>>62

Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)22:11:37 No.57

>>51
You are not real!

Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)23:52:04 No.58

>>51
post feet right now

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)02:53:22 No.59

>>51
no pic mean hoax ser

Anonymous 07/07/26(Tue)06:35:25 No.62

>>51
TITS OR GTFO
OR
GTFO

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I am a 30 year old relationshipless virgin jfl brutal it's over Anonymous 06/27/26(Sat)13:54:22 No.39[View Thread]>>41 >>49

Anonymous 06/28/26(Sun)02:14:14 No.41

>>39 (OP)
you are a subhuman piece of shit, hopefully you die soon. FUCK YOU

Anonymous 06/28/26(Sun)10:57:20 No.42

its allright ser, world is over popuilated anyway

Anonymous 07/03/26(Fri)12:28:54 No.48

same like me, atleast u have a job

Anonymous 07/04/26(Sat)11:22:35 No.49

>>39 (OP)
someone is pretending to be me as i didnt post that image jfl brutal its over

Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)21:43:20 No.52

men born in 1996 are submissive af

Anonymous I am a 30 year old relationshi(...)06/27/26(Sat)13:54:22 No.39

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>>41>>49

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Anonymous 06/28/26(Sun)02:14:14 No.41

>>39 (OP)
you are a subhuman piece of shit, hopefully you die soon. FUCK YOU

Anonymous 06/28/26(Sun)10:57:20 No.42

its allright ser, world is over popuilated anyway

Anonymous 07/03/26(Fri)12:28:54 No.48

same like me, atleast u have a job

Anonymous 07/04/26(Sat)11:22:35 No.49

>>39 (OP)
someone is pretending to be me as i didnt post that image jfl brutal its over

Anonymous 07/06/26(Mon)21:43:20 No.52

men born in 1996 are submissive af

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Anonymous 06/26/26(Fri)06:51:34 No.38[View Thread]>>40

think about it, chud!

Anonymous 06/28/26(Sun)02:15:29 No.40

>>38 (OP)
NO I DONT THINK I WILL

Anonymous 06/26/26(Fri)06:51:34 No.38

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think about it, chud!

>>40

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Anonymous 06/28/26(Sun)02:15:29 No.40

>>38 (OP)
NO I DONT THINK I WILL