/r9k/ - ROBOT9002

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its over for ugly subhumans jfl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSq37wEWW2k

honestly the only country that i'd die for is japan. just because of the music and art it produces. i've never even been there, i don't need to, the music and art are enough evidence to convince me they're superior than anyone else on earth. and i'm never ever moving to japan because i like it as a…

its over: its over for ugly manlets

Plastic surgery isn't intended to make you look younger, it's purpose is to obscure your age by making you look weird.

my neighbor keeps coughing, i can hear it, intermittently, both day and night... i fear he might be mutating or something, it just doesnt stop, its been several days now, weeks maybe? coughs and coughs, even in the early morning, so this neighbor isnt even sleeping, he/she (i dont even know, it kin…

autistic virgin talks about life brutal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLjjYPyt5nY&t=8s

etnik speaking about JBW benefits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLDId0lx_Yo its cope tho im a 30 yo virgin

ugly inkwel gets put in temporary insane asylum for being a mentalcel: its over

its over buddy boyos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_zAikoaG5k

fuck my chud life: im a 30 yo virgin robot subhuman and the thing is im struggling to normie maxx. i have started getting invited to "dinners" with coworkers all i do is sit around silently because im awkward subhuman. i hate myself.

>got my haircut at my regular barber >they hired some twink zoomer to do the shampooing and shaving >he starts massaging my head and asks me where I'm from >then tells me I'm handsome Also he took like 20 minutes to shave my face and I think maybe I'm autistic and paranoid but he kept touching my l…

ive drowned now i rise: FUCK U SNEAKO IM NOT WATCHING U ANYMORE ALL U POST IS SLOP CRYING ABOUT THIS AND THAT AND BEEFING NICK FUENTES ANOTHER LITERAL FAGGOT ZHERKA USED TO BE THE ESOTERICOLOGICAL GOAT AND FIXED MY BRAIN DURING HIS GOAT ERA ILL WATCH THAT OLD CONTENT OVER N OVER AGAIN

i hate loud music

gn: I should be sleeping but I'm not, my Circadian rhythm is all messed up aaaaaaaa

against onanism: I wouldn't be surprised if every time a man masturbates, he's shaving off micrograms of skin per stroke. It would add up over years and the penis circumference could actually lose 1-2cm over a decade of excessive onanism

This is a test thread to see how active this board is. If you see this please join and make a comfy post.

>you say you dont smoke, everyone tries to make you smoke >you say you dont drink, everyone tries to make you drink >you say you dont fuck, nobody comes to help you

number 1 food is whole milk and it's not even close

im a 30 yo virgin skilless wageuck: fuck my chud life

I'm ordering toilet paper from amazon so I dont need to get it from the supermarket, cant let everyone know that I SHIT. How embarrassing that would BE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i2wAam9k30 is it over? im a 30 yo virgin buddy boyos

my plan worked: early in the morning i sometimes make weird noises against the wall adjacent to my neighbor and they finally moved

I've been sauna maxxing: 4 days a week 90-100C 15mins at a time. Yes,you can get saunas upwards of 130c, they usually only have it at like 90-95. I've only gotten over 100c when I've rented cabins that have wood burning saunas and prepped them myself. I do 15 mins and then cold shower. Apparently it increases your test bec…

God I hate Indians so much its unreal. I used to call native Americans indians and wonder why they got so angry. But I get it now... like, thats the worst thing you could call anyone

My Reddit ban is being lifted today, I think I'll go and subtly (and not so subtly) insult women until I get banned again.

Theres this dude at the local gym. Total Chad. Tall, blonde, jacked. Does calisthenics. I've noticed he farms 6/10s foids. He could probably pull 9s and 10s but he's swimming in 6s. I fucking hate him.

>whenever i see a foid on the internet

think about it, chud!

Having a cat is better than having a woman in the house: Discuss.

Women: Women are bad

1 in 25 ppl are sociopaths its become an evolutionary advantageous trait

I don't believe in their lies no more. I DON'T BELEIVE IN THEIR LIES NO MORE. FUCK THEM, fuck every single one of them.

theres literally no point learning a language anymore, AI translation has made it completely obsolete

I have literally zero patience for fat foids As a foid your literal ONE expectation is don't be a pig. That's it. It is so fucking easy. If you fail that you're subhuman. End of question. Need to be bullied until you're human again.

Sometimes I want to do BAD things. Yes. I want to go around an MUERDER PEOPLe. but only sometimes. I NEVER DO IT OK??? because deep down i know its BAD. So I do not do it. Never. But sometimes I want to do itt.

virgin influencers are the next big thing!: sex havers are declining. in the next decade you will have virgin influencers who become viral and get 100k+ subs. look at these autists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_gcK8qNEqs [embed] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKnCtQ2npO4 [embed] inkwell influencers will get brand deals, AdSense and mak…

this is an original post, I am being original!

/r9k/ is the ROBOT9002 board. There are no exact text reposts here. ROBOT9002 is 5chan’s Bitsocial-native version of Robot9000: the original xkcd idea, later adapted by 4chan as ROBOT9001, rebuilt here as a deterministic community challenge. It does not use AI. 1. If your normalized text exactly ma…