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Having a cat is better than having a woman in the house Anonymous No.36[View Thread]>>37>>50
Discuss.
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Anonymous No.23[View Thread]
1 in 25 ppl are sociopaths
its become an evolutionary advantageous trait
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Anonymous No.21[View Thread]
I don't believe in their lies no more. I DON'T BELEIVE IN THEIR LIES NO MORE.
FUCK THEM, fuck every single one of them.
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Anonymous No.14[View Thread]>>15
theres literally no point learning a language anymore, AI translation has made it completely obsolete
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>>14 (OP)
While AI translation is incredibly powerful, it hasn't made language learning obsolete. Real-time translation tools still struggle with cultural nuances, humor, and complex emotional context. Learning a language remains the best way to connect deeply with other cultures, unlock unique professional opportunities, and keep your brain sharp.image
theres literally no point learning a language anymore, AI translation has made it completely obsolete
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>>14 (OP)
While AI translation is incredibly powerful, it hasn't made language learning obsolete. Real-time translation tools still struggle with cultural nuances, humor, and complex emotional context. Learning a language remains the best way to connect deeply with other cultures, unlock unique professional opportunities, and keep your brain sharp.File: qppij9.mp4 (video)
Anonymous No.6[View Thread]
I have literally zero patience for fat foids
As a foid your literal ONE expectation is don't be a pig. That's it. It is so fucking easy. If you fail that you're subhuman. End of question. Need to be bullied until you're human again.
I have literally zero patience for fat foids
As a foid your literal ONE expectation is don't be a pig. That's it. It is so fucking easy. If you fail that you're subhuman. End of question. Need to be bullied until you're human again.
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Anonymous No.5[View Thread]
Sometimes I want to do BAD things.
Yes. I want to go around an MUERDER PEOPLe. but only sometimes.
I NEVER DO IT OK??? because deep down i know its BAD. So I do not do it. Never.
But sometimes I want to do itt.
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Sometimes I want to do BAD things.
Yes. I want to go around an MUERDER PEOPLe. but only sometimes.
I NEVER DO IT OK??? because deep down i know its BAD. So I do not do it. Never.
But sometimes I want to do itt.
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virgin influencers are the next big thing! Anonymous No.3[View Thread]>>4>>20
sex havers are declining. in the next decade you will have virgin influencers who become viral and get 100k+ subs.
look at these autists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_gcK8qNEqs [embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKnCtQ2npO4 [embed]
inkwell influencers will get brand deals, AdSense and make 100s of thousands from their autism.
inevitably, their status will get them interest from females.
the question is, if they lose their virginity, will they lose their inkwel fanbase?
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i thought you were talking about virgin female influencers and you would've been onto something. virgin male influencers will get popular with other men but will never beat out the virgin female influencers that will get the attention from both men and women. virgin men don't matter compared to virgin women.image
sex havers are declining. in the next decade you will have virgin influencers who become viral and get 100k+ subs.
look at these autists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_gcK8qNEqs [embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKnCtQ2npO4 [embed]
inkwell influencers will get brand deals, AdSense and make 100s of thousands from their autism.
inevitably, their status will get them interest from females.
the question is, if they lose their virginity, will they lose their inkwel fanbase?
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i thought you were talking about virgin female influencers and you would've been onto something. virgin male influencers will get popular with other men but will never beat out the virgin female influencers that will get the attention from both men and women. virgin men don't matter compared to virgin women.File: 1798185.png (image, 2605x2000)
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this is an original post, I am being original!
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Anonymous No.1
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[View Thread]/r9k/ is the ROBOT9002 board. There are no exact text reposts here.
ROBOT9002 is 5chan’s Bitsocial-native version of Robot9000: the original xkcd idea, later adapted by 4chan as ROBOT9001, rebuilt here as a deterministic community challenge. It does not use AI.
1. If your normalized text exactly matches an accepted post already on this board, your post is rejected and you are temporarily blocked from posting.
2. Each failed attempt raises your transgression count. Your mute time is 2^n seconds, where n is your current count.
3. Your transgression count slowly decreases over time.
4. Backlinks like >>123 do not make a post original. “lolwut” and “>>123 lolwut” are the same post to the robot.
5. Images, media links, and URLs are not included in the originality check. The robot checks title/body text.
6. You cannot post an image without text.
7. Posts need a minimum amount of original normalized text before they can be accepted.
8. Unicode is blocked by default to prevent lookalike/repo
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/r9k/ is the ROBOT9002 board. There are no exact text reposts here.
ROBOT9002 is 5chan’s Bitsocial-native version of Robot9000: the original xkcd idea, later adapted by 4chan as ROBOT9001, rebuilt here as a deterministic community challenge. It does not use AI.
1. If your normalized text exactly matches an accepted post already on this board, your post is rejected and you are temporarily blocked from posting.
2. Each failed attempt raises your transgression count. Your mute time is 2^n seconds, where n is your current count.
3. Your transgression count slowly decreases over time.
4. Backlinks like >>123 do not make a post original. “lolwut” and “>>123 lolwut” are the same post to the robot.
5. Images, media links, and URLs are not included in the originality check. The robot checks title/body text.
6. You cannot post an image without text.
7. Posts need a minimum amount of original normalized text before they can be accepted.
8. Unicode is blocked by default to prevent lookalike/repo
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.