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Pokemon Shokku!!!
the right side of the map makes no sense how you get there. And that ghost mountain or whatever the progress I just don't get it... the first half of the game and the second half of the game feel like different worlds.
the right side of the map makes no sense how you get there. And that ghost mountain or whatever the progress I just don't get it... the first half of the game and the second half of the game feel like different worlds.
If you know, you know...
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for moreHey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more> lets slap hideous pink spikes on donphan and call it a new pokemon !!!!!
paradox mons were a mistake
THIS GAME PREYS ON FOMO AND OVERSPENDING, AND IT IS SO INFURIATING!!! I FUCKING HATE POKEMON GO AND I WANT IT TO SHUT DOWN FOREVER!!!! I HOPE NIANTIC GETS SUED INTO OBLITERATION!!!!!
THIS GAME PREYS ON FOMO AND OVERSPENDING, AND IT IS SO INFURIATING!!! I FUCKING HATE POKEMON GO AND I WANT IT TO SHUT DOWN FOREVER!!!! I HOPE NIANTIC GETS SUED INTO OBLITERATION!!!!!
It is canon that humans eat pokemon and that pokemon eat each other. Me? I would try those allegedly delicious slowpoke tails...
It is canon that humans eat pokemon and that pokemon eat each other. Me? I would try those allegedly delicious slowpoke tails...
Magikarp used Splash... But nothing happened!