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Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)23:24:15 No.26[View Thread]

>people with penises
what did chatgpt mean by this?[fortune color=#fd4d32]Excellent Luck[/fortune]

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)23:24:15 No.26

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>people with penises
what did chatgpt mean by this?[fortune color=#fd4d32]Excellent Luck[/fortune]

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Anonymous 06/09/26(Tue)02:37:18 No.22[View Thread]

i ran out of milk and i dont want to go to the store and get more...
i wish i had a cow that would give me milk everyday, thay way i wouldn't have to go to the store to get more milk because i dont want to go no i dont
Man, people with cows are so lucky.

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Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)01:51:12 No.23

get wife instead, and get human milk

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Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)05:55:11 No.24

True, I need a cow

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Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)23:18:27 No.25

mooo[fortune color=#00cbb0]ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!![/fortune]

Anonymous 06/09/26(Tue)02:37:18 No.22

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i ran out of milk and i dont want to go to the store and get more...
i wish i had a cow that would give me milk everyday, thay way i wouldn't have to go to the store to get more milk because i dont want to go no i dont
Man, people with cows are so lucky.

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Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)01:51:12 No.23

get wife instead, and get human milk

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)05:55:11 No.24

True, I need a cow

Anonymous 06/10/26(Wed)23:18:27 No.25

mooo[fortune color=#00cbb0]ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!![/fortune]

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Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)23:16:31 No.17[View Thread]

my fortune will be good<span class="fortune" style="color:#43fd3b"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail</b></span>

Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)23:16:31 No.17

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my fortune will be good<span class="fortune" style="color:#43fd3b"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail</b></span>

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Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)15:21:53 No.13[View Thread]>>20

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Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)23:14:52 No.16>>20

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)02:38:04 No.18>>20

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)02:38:25 No.19>>20

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)07:01:45 No.20

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)10:40:53 No.21

really based

Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)15:21:53 No.13

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Anonymous 06/05/26(Fri)23:14:52 No.16

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)02:38:04 No.18

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)02:38:25 No.19

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)07:01:45 No.20

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Anonymous 06/06/26(Sat)10:40:53 No.21

really based

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Anonymous 06/03/26(Wed)03:09:44 No.11[View Thread]>>12

i don't like alcohol
i dont like the taste and i dont like the idea of being drunk
i understand it might have been important in the past, when alcohol mitigated the risk of drinking contaminated water but nowadays thats not a problem anymore so whatever i just dont like it<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Bad Luck</b></span>

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Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)07:40:41 No.12

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Anonymous 06/03/26(Wed)03:09:44 No.11

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i don't like alcohol
i dont like the taste and i dont like the idea of being drunk
i understand it might have been important in the past, when alcohol mitigated the risk of drinking contaminated water but nowadays thats not a problem anymore so whatever i just dont like it<span class="fortune" style="color:#7fec11"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Bad Luck</b></span>

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Anonymous 06/04/26(Thu)07:40:41 No.12

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Anonymous 06/02/26(Tue)20:01:52 No.10[View Thread]

Why the hell did my biology teacher overemphasize the fact that people can ingest cocaine through the glans of the penis
Like that was the first and last time I ever heard of it<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Better not tell you now</b></span>

Anonymous 06/02/26(Tue)20:01:52 No.10

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Why the hell did my biology teacher overemphasize the fact that people can ingest cocaine through the glans of the penis
Like that was the first and last time I ever heard of it<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Better not tell you now</b></span>

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Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)06:41:29 No.1[View Thread]

henlo i'm here to shitpost

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Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)09:13:37 No.5>>7

You forgot to post your fortune<span class="fortune" style="color:#9d05da"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Very Bad Luck</b></span>

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Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)15:15:08 No.7

>>5
oh no<span class="fortune" style="color:#16f174"><br><br><b>Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ </b></span>

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Anonymous 06/02/26(Tue)12:41:07 No.9

real shit

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Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)06:41:29 No.1

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henlo i'm here to shitpost

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Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)09:13:37 No.5

You forgot to post your fortune<span class="fortune" style="color:#9d05da"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Very Bad Luck</b></span>

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Anonymous 06/01/26(Mon)15:15:08 No.7

>>5
oh no<span class="fortune" style="color:#16f174"><br><br><b>Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ </b></span>

Anonymous 06/02/26(Tue)12:41:07 No.9

real shit

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