I was going to write something offensive but I changed my mind[fortune color=#fd4d32]Excellent Luck[/fortune]
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I'M BLUE
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Bababooey
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the truth is out there[fortune color=#6023f8]Outlook good[/fortune]
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ZOMG!1!1! 7 more days till my first day of school!!! DX<💢
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I’m gay ;)
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I don’t think this is god!1!1!
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Does this gives negro females some kind of telepathic superpower? It's like a wifi of sorts
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[fortune color=#9d05da]Very Bad Luck[/fortune]
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No matter how bad life is, you can always take solace in the fact you aren't Indian
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I want to live in a world where these people aren’t within 1,000,000 miles of me
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💩: I wish I didn't need to take a shit so i coudl spend more of my precious time in front of the PC, many valuable minutes at the toilet is no good, no no no 💩💩💩
i NEVER tip the doordashians no thank you, after service fees/delivery fees and the general markup its expensive enough as is... most of them dont even ring the bell, they call you and want you to come out, lazy cunts
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Teaching my nephews what the fuck is up
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i love being alive
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Gambling is the last remnant of the warrior yamnaya conqueror mindset, its a perverted, degraded form of it.
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i wonder if marsupials living in australia are balling on DMT all the time which is why some of them seem so vacant, some of the native plants have prety high levels of it then again marsupials could just be very smoothbrained
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I hate when this happens[fortune color=#16f174]（ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ [/fortune]
white people when they found africa[fortune color=#6023f8]Outlook good[/fortune]
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Dog eats Bean Burrito in 1 second: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3UrJjAac4 Bubba loves his burritos.
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rape is a social construct
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O 5chan, what is my fortune?
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>people with penises what did chatgpt mean by this?[fortune color=#fd4d32]Excellent Luck[/fortune]
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i ran out of milk and i dont want to go to the store and get more... i wish i had a cow that would give me milk everyday, thay way i wouldn't have to go to the store to get more milk because i dont want to go no i dont Man, people with cows are so lucky.
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my fortune will be good<span class="fortune" style="color:#43fd3b"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail</b></span>
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i don't like alcohol i dont like the taste and i dont like the idea of being drunk i understand it might have been important in the past, when alcohol mitigated the risk of drinking contaminated water but nowadays thats not a problem anymore so whatever i just dont like it<span class="fortune" styl…
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Why the hell did my biology teacher overemphasize the fact that people can ingest cocaine through the glans of the penis Like that was the first and last time I ever heard of it<span class="fortune" style="color:#2a56fb"><br><br><b>Your fortune: Better not tell you now</b></span>
