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Get your tendies ready /biz/, it's time to divine the market's next move with the ancient power of internet numbers meme magic! Post your hottest coin picks and roll those dice to see if the fates decree a glorious pump or a soul-crushing dump. Let's see if these coins are destined for greatness or destined to REKT your portfolio. Remember, this is all for fun (and maybe a little hopium), so don't gamble your rent money on a single roll. Make sure you are using v0.1.25 or above of https://chan.guac.chat
Post your coin and roll those dice! The market awaits!
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guac is unironically one of the worst names for a project ive ever heard for a project. avo would make sense as you have a picture of an avocado
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>>1458
I guess I should have named it Mexican jumping bean or one these pump and dump toddler named tokens. Guac is the name of our platform. Trips and $GUAC does a 100x on Cinco de mayo
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>>1459
Sorry guys no pump for the marketing stunts numbers have spoken.... At least you found a team that only owns 1% supply and their intentions for that was to give it as a gift to their community for minting nfts on their platform. I guess no pump, no token airdrop sorry... Unless..... Reroll!
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Rolling for Bitcoin $100K by August... Check em
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<3 guac

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Get your tendies ready /biz/, it's time to divine the market's next move with the ancient power of internet numbers meme magic! Post your hottest coin picks and roll those dice to see if the fates decree a glorious pump or a soul-crushing dump. Let's see if these coins are destined for greatness or destined to REKT your portfolio. Remember, this is all for fun (and maybe a little hopium), so don't gamble your rent money on a single roll. Make sure you are using v0.1.25 or above of https://chan.guac.chat
Post your coin and roll those dice! The market awaits!
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guac is unironically one of the worst names for a project ive ever heard for a project. avo would make sense as you have a picture of an avocado
>>1459
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>>1458
I guess I should have named it Mexican jumping bean or one these pump and dump toddler named tokens. Guac is the name of our platform. Trips and $GUAC does a 100x on Cinco de mayo
>>1460
>>1459
Sorry guys no pump for the marketing stunts numbers have spoken.... At least you found a team that only owns 1% supply and their intentions for that was to give it as a gift to their community for minting nfts on their platform. I guess no pump, no token airdrop sorry... Unless..... Reroll!
Rolling for Bitcoin $100K by August... Check em
<3 guac

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Tomorrow is Cinco de mayo. Cheers to the new chan community build ontop of the (((pleb)))) protocol. Fuck you! We're not leaving! $GUAC on base to a million by eoy. Dont sleep on the dip.

https://launchonbase.today/token/0x7c0e376Ee81435cfFDd852D97De3E93bCB64E438
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scam
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A bit more about Guac on Base. Dev wallet capped at 1%. Dev supply was for marketing to be used to airdrop tokens to the community as a reward for minting or holding guac chat NFTs. See on Guac Chat you can turn any post into an NFT (on base network) and see it on all NFT platforms not just guac chat. Guac On Base Token is a utility to drive attention and give early users a reward for having posted their NFTs on the guac base layer contract. If this was a success we were hoping to launch more guac chat NFTs contracts onto other L2s like Solana, Arbitrum, Optimism. We would then work to launch Guac on xx as a promo campaign on that chain and do the same thing were dev wallet is capped at 1% and those tokens will be airdropped to early NFT minters ect. We are not interested in dumping bags. We want to build communities. Investment is a zero sum game. For every one user you have on your platform happy you will have one that is upset. This is not good for social media platforms that means 50% of your user base that is also part of the token community will be in the red. That means 50% of your users will start to hate you or have a sour taste when they revisit the platform. This also if the devs don't own any tokens which most developers do and thus more than 50% of the user base will hate you. This seems evidence here as the (((plebit))) fiasco has shown leaving this board isolated and deserted. Bitterness in the air from having gotten their bags dumped on. Hence why I started removing Estebans from the banners like dude so cringe....
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Bump bump
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Bump!
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Cinco de magic cheers bump. I like my guac chunky.... Guys hear me out.

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Tomorrow is Cinco de mayo. Cheers to the new chan community build ontop of the (((pleb)))) protocol. Fuck you! We're not leaving! $GUAC on base to a million by eoy. Dont sleep on the dip.

https://launchonbase.today/token/0x7c0e376Ee81435cfFDd852D97De3E93bCB64E438
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scam
A bit more about Guac on Base. Dev wallet capped at 1%. Dev supply was for marketing to be used to airdrop tokens to the community as a reward for minting or holding guac chat NFTs. See on Guac Chat you can turn any post into an NFT (on base network) and see it on all NFT platforms not just guac chat. Guac On Base Token is a utility to drive attention and give early users a reward for having posted their NFTs on the guac base layer contract. If this was a success we were hoping to launch more guac chat NFTs contracts onto other L2s like Solana, Arbitrum, Optimism. We would then work to launch Guac on xx as a promo campaign on that chain and do the same thing were dev wallet is capped at 1% and those tokens will be airdropped to early NFT minters ect. We are not interested in dumping bags. We want to build communities. Investment is a zero sum game. For every one user you have on your platform happy you will have one that is upset. This is not good for social media platforms that means 50% of your user base that is also part of the token community will be in the red. That means 50% of your users will start to hate you or have a sour taste when they revisit the platform. This also if the devs don't own any tokens which most developers do and thus more than 50% of the user base will hate you. This seems evidence here as the (((plebit))) fiasco has shown leaving this board isolated and deserted. Bitterness in the air from having gotten their bags dumped on. Hence why I started removing Estebans from the banners like dude so cringe....
Bump bump
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Bump!
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Cinco de magic cheers bump. I like my guac chunky.... Guys hear me out.

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Give me long term Base gems to pair them up with VOID, has to be 0 tax
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no, kys
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>>1446
Wow we officially got a reply on this thread faster than 4chan! Bump!
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Sorry forgot image! Bump!
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On the centralized chan they say Rise, Some kindergarten caterpillar, and AVI. That won't be long term. Another 3 pump and dumps people will eventually hate and forget. What has utility in this space?
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i dont gamble on anything but plebbit. everything else is a scam

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Give me long term Base gems to pair them up with VOID, has to be 0 tax
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no, kys
>>1447
>>1446
Wow we officially got a reply on this thread faster than 4chan! Bump!
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Sorry forgot image! Bump!
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On the centralized chan they say Rise, Some kindergarten caterpillar, and AVI. That won't be long term. Another 3 pump and dumps people will eventually hate and forget. What has utility in this space?
i dont gamble on anything but plebbit. everything else is a scam

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I know it's a meme but it really happened on chain to someone
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Checked Trips!

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I know it's a meme but it really happened on chain to someone
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Checked Trips!

Ohh man! Hurry up call Bitcoin customer service tell them to Vitalik the chain.

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Ohh man! Hurry up call Bitcoin customer service tell them to Vitalik the chain.
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I need to be hired as a full timer because I specifically need health benefits because I turn 26 soon. How do I get hired full time at McD
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Literally turn in the application and show up to work. That's all you have to do.
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>>1420
Yeah but I need full time. I have been burned by part time jobs that ask for 5 hours or so a week. I am willing to work 40 hours a week but it is vital that I get those sweet sweet health bennies
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>Already did this m8
Applications basically participation trophies these days. Everyone gets an interview but nobody gets hours. McD hiring everyone but gotta convince wagecage manager your not a liability.
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hum
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>I need to be hired as a full timer at mcdonalds

they may not hire you full time because that is what migrants and students are for (who are cheaper and easier to control by the manager) compared to full grown adults.
im quite sure that adults over 21+ may need to be paid more than people under this age in many countries according to different legislation.

why not just learn 2 code, then create a front end for esteban and he will pay you $5k usd. if you do get a job then you should still be learning to code so you can contribute to plebbit which is the future of decentralized social medias.


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I need to be hired as a full timer because I specifically need health benefits because I turn 26 soon. How do I get hired full time at McD
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Literally turn in the application and show up to work. That's all you have to do.
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>>1420
Yeah but I need full time. I have been burned by part time jobs that ask for 5 hours or so a week. I am willing to work 40 hours a week but it is vital that I get those sweet sweet health bennies
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>Already did this m8
Applications basically participation trophies these days. Everyone gets an interview but nobody gets hours. McD hiring everyone but gotta convince wagecage manager your not a liability.
hum
>I need to be hired as a full timer at mcdonalds

they may not hire you full time because that is what migrants and students are for (who are cheaper and easier to control by the manager) compared to full grown adults.
im quite sure that adults over 21+ may need to be paid more than people under this age in many countries according to different legislation.

why not just learn 2 code, then create a front end for esteban and he will pay you $5k usd. if you do get a job then you should still be learning to code so you can contribute to plebbit which is the future of decentralized social medias.


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I am a disabled NEET. I need money. By taking your money, I denounce the Talmud and will refrain from propagating my defective genes. Please have mercy on my soul.

Thanks

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Hello dneet I'll send you a wallet with some tokens already in it. You would have to learn how to use base chain and buy and sell tokens on uniswap and launchonbase.today
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>will refrain from propagating my defective genes.

why do you need crypto donations for this? i also have defective genes and im not on /biz/ begging for crypto.
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Look if you are competent enough to figure out how to connect to a decentralized Mongolian basket weaving p2p social media I am sure you are competent enough putting in some work as we organize for a global meme... One to rule them all...

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I am a disabled NEET. I need money. By taking your money, I denounce the Talmud and will refrain from propagating my defective genes. Please have mercy on my soul.

Thanks

3B56PWrh9EfAHGhKBrc8kdhttF3Dizv7bQ
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Hello dneet I'll send you a wallet with some tokens already in it. You would have to learn how to use base chain and buy and sell tokens on uniswap and launchonbase.today
>will refrain from propagating my defective genes.

why do you need crypto donations for this? i also have defective genes and im not on /biz/ begging for crypto.
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Look if you are competent enough to figure out how to connect to a decentralized Mongolian basket weaving p2p social media I am sure you are competent enough putting in some work as we organize for a global meme... One to rule them all...

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Zero
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what are you talking about

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what are you talking about

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WHAT THE FUCK??? WHEN WILL IT END SIRS
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Roger that, Sergeant Rinse. I will keep hodling. WAGMI.
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>>1391
Roger that, Sergeant Rinse. I will keep hodling. WAGMI.
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Oh sorry you didn't know?
It was the plan all along...
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Will there be a reversal by July. Is the meme that GBTC is suppressing the price until then true?
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>>1391
needs a 10% buyback and burn tax

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WHAT THE FUCK??? WHEN WILL IT END SIRS
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Roger that, Sergeant Rinse. I will keep hodling. WAGMI.
>>1391
Roger that, Sergeant Rinse. I will keep hodling. WAGMI.
Oh sorry you didn't know?
It was the plan all along...
Will there be a reversal by July. Is the meme that GBTC is suppressing the price until then true?
>>1391
needs a 10% buyback and burn tax

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Get the #1 token on launchonbase.today before it hits uniswap. This shit is going to millions on the back of retail bros
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Test... I mean Bumping your thread cat!
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What are we testing?
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Guac Chan... It's decentralized but this is slow gotta bump these speeds up.
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Bro each thread takes forever no one is using this crap board!
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>>1404
Bro you just don't know how decentralized networks work. The more people use them the faster they will be.

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Get the #1 token on launchonbase.today before it hits uniswap. This shit is going to millions on the back of retail bros
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Test... I mean Bumping your thread cat!
What are we testing?
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Guac Chan... It's decentralized but this is slow gotta bump these speeds up.
Bro each thread takes forever no one is using this crap board!
>>1405
>>1404
Bro you just don't know how decentralized networks work. The more people use them the faster they will be.

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You got some egs, right anon?
>TG: okayegcommunity
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No airdrop?
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Bump!

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You got some egs, right anon?
>TG: okayegcommunity
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No airdrop?
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Bump!

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FRENS GROUP JUST LAUNCH $JELLI AND IT GOOD BECUASE LIQUIDITY LOCK AND YSE SAME TECHONOLOGY LIKE FUNGI. I ALSO GET AIRDROP. I HOPE I GET 100 DOLLAR AIRDROP FOR HAVE 1000 DOLLAR WHEN 10M MARKET CAP
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wait, is this slug ? you boughted jelli?
Holy fuck better buy now. Looks like a good entry.
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feelin jelli
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you forgot to mention that you are green slug
Also Buy Jelli Now or Regret Greatly Later
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what is this?
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>>1368
he's talking about airdrop of course it's greenslug

c/YBxsz27Hx2PB
read up on fungi/erc20i. These are tokens with inscripted animated jellyfish.

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FRENS GROUP JUST LAUNCH $JELLI AND IT GOOD BECUASE LIQUIDITY LOCK AND YSE SAME TECHONOLOGY LIKE FUNGI. I ALSO GET AIRDROP. I HOPE I GET 100 DOLLAR AIRDROP FOR HAVE 1000 DOLLAR WHEN 10M MARKET CAP
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wait, is this slug ? you boughted jelli?
Holy fuck better buy now. Looks like a good entry.
feelin jelli
you forgot to mention that you are green slug
Also Buy Jelli Now or Regret Greatly Later
>>1376
what is this?
>>1368
he's talking about airdrop of course it's greenslug

c/YBxsz27Hx2PB
read up on fungi/erc20i. These are tokens with inscripted animated jellyfish.

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Just found out about this

0x5D667F95C75fe6519C9D0bAf6BF9FCa231C14e8d

Invite your frens! t.me/basepeepo
Tweet @ us ! x.com/BasedPeepo
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airdrop
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>>1374
pls
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All red but down for revive get a bag

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Just found out about this

0x5D667F95C75fe6519C9D0bAf6BF9FCa231C14e8d

Invite your frens! t.me/basepeepo
Tweet @ us ! x.com/BasedPeepo
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airdrop
>>1375
>>1374
pls
All red but down for revive get a bag

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Proud to be on the bleeding edge of image board development. 4cuck faggot jannies have gone off the rails with the new email verification requirement.

How are my BAPU bros doing? I'm comfy slurping these dips with my LP position.
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>>1337
Even 1% of Apu is about a 15-20x from here
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What a comfy little board we have to post on now, BAPU bros
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With a bit if attention it can hit previous ath which is 15x from current price.
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Bapus are the perfect units for storming ops. They are swift and agile. Great at leaping over large walls. Have low gas fee mobilization.
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BAPU what is your profession?

BAAAAUUUUUMP!! BAAAAAAAUUUUUIIMP!

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Proud to be on the bleeding edge of image board development. 4cuck faggot jannies have gone off the rails with the new email verification requirement.

How are my BAPU bros doing? I'm comfy slurping these dips with my LP position.
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>>1337
Even 1% of Apu is about a 15-20x from here
What a comfy little board we have to post on now, BAPU bros
With a bit if attention it can hit previous ath which is 15x from current price.
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Bapus are the perfect units for storming ops. They are swift and agile. Great at leaping over large walls. Have low gas fee mobilization.
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BAPU what is your profession?

BAAAAUUUUUMP!! BAAAAAAAUUUUUIIMP!

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Is this shitcoin dead at this point or is there a chance for a bounce?
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God, I hope it drops more I need an entry
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Can't expect cycle to track previous ones exactly. Are we about to get a fabulous entry in the next two weeks? Or just moon from here? Or will this erupt but lag most other decent assets. You have to guess.
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sers i hope u got a god entry this shit is sending to $500bucks
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AHHHHHH I can't stop myself from buying a bag! The circle is pulling me in! I'm turning Bullish! Bump.

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Is this shitcoin dead at this point or is there a chance for a bounce?
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God, I hope it drops more I need an entry
Can't expect cycle to track previous ones exactly. Are we about to get a fabulous entry in the next two weeks? Or just moon from here? Or will this erupt but lag most other decent assets. You have to guess.
sers i hope u got a god entry this shit is sending to $500bucks
>Hand gripping circle.jpg
AHHHHHH I can't stop myself from buying a bag! The circle is pulling me in! I'm turning Bullish! Bump.