Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoi…
Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth. Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol. Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all haicombers make it.
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skem
Haircomb token is a scam, using a wallet with a keylogger. "Dev" getting called out for keylogger in the wallet and creating a fake dev persona. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5252297.0 These scamming faggots have been spamming this board for at least one year https://yuki.la/biz/16084218 - yuki.la 4chan archive https://yuki.la/search.html?boards=biz&startdate=2008-02-02&enddate=2020-11-02&sort=ascending&postext=HAIRCOMB#page=1 - More proof of spamming, literally none stop. They want you to send bitcoin to their address and "hope" you get haircomb back. They claim it is open source but their github is already compiled, they are hoping low IQ bizlets don't bother checking anything out, send them some btc and download the wallet so they can keylog your metamask or whatever the fuck they normally do. I know this is obvious, but the amount of spamming and shilling they do, raiding threads ect is so fucking annoying. If I can deprive them of any more victims it will be 100% worth it. Get fucked scammers. Every time you post one of your pathetic threads I will be there to ruin it for you.
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