/biz/ - Business & Finance

I need to start a business because I have no skills and need money to live. I only have 100k. What are my options?

I am crashing out at the gay ass verification systems Jupiter, Solscan and Pumpfun use which are completely arbitrary because all 3 platforms often verify actual blatant scam rugs which maintain their verified status at zero, but an actual maintained legit token gets ignored. The trick is all their…

becoming emotionally invested in a shitcoin is always a bad sign, 99% chance you're gonna become a delusional baggy people realized this very simple factoid, crypto chuddies aren't your friends and all the positive make belief is just a game of musical chairs

stay strong link marines, it's truly a matter of time we WILL be vindicated

The last great idea by Nvidia and Blackrock? Loans backed by GPUs. Blackrock CEO calls it the new "mortgage".

the cancer keeps growing!

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It's over for Hex: Interpol arrested Richard Heart in Turkey. https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/hex-founder-richard-heart-detained-140320281.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?is=Jnu_3EDeOMBxRiTT&v=ppaiuqDqSjM

If we actually look at golds performanc over the last entire century, it barely kept up with inflation. You could've invested in LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE: potatoes, tomatoes, copper, houses, land, crypto, in game items... and you'd have outperformed gold, EXCEPT for the last absurdly cherrypicked an…

whoever runs Zimbabwe must be a genius businessman

Funds are SAFU: $BNB Chain becomes the first blockchain to surpass $1,000,000,000 in tokenized stocks and ETFs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DelF6zEHXpE

I should have invested in pokemon cards

US 10Y yield hits 5.167%, a 19-year high. US 30Y yield reached 5.45%, a 22-year high. Japan 5Y yield hits 2.40%, a 31-year high. Japan 10Y yield hits 3.09%, a 30-year high. Germany 10Y yield hits 3.62%, a 17-year high. France 10Y yield hits 4.73%, an 18-year high. France 30Y yield hits 5.25%, a 24-…

>you dont buy cheap? then buy it more expensive! is it really how it works?

Chat GPT told me it’s just a coincidence that September volatility happens around Jewish holidays.

fuck my chud life, LISK MOONED I SOLD ALL MY LISK FOR .40 after 10 years now it rocketed back up to $2

It's priced in: It's always priced in 🦝🦝🦝

is this bullish for AI? https://www.ft.com/content/8310cf56-ce60-4e6e-8254-5bb470e9a880?syn-25a6b1a6=1

TA is a meme

Is this good or bad for eth?: Ethereum will let users pay transaction fees with stablecoins instead of $ETH in 2027, after their Hegotá upgrade https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2026/09/07/ethereum-commits-to-letting-users-pay-gas-fees-without-having-to-hold-eth

Supply and demand

they are like the eth foundation but not blatant commies I guess https://www.ethereuminstitutional.org/

found an exciting etf that gambles on options and loses my money for me

Imagine selling at a loss. Could never be me (I lost everything).

Yes he really posted this, it's from his X account: There is no second best

Monetizing internet arguments: I figured out how to tax internet arguments. Built a polling site where early voters are free, but once it hits a threshold, you have to pay 50 cents to cast a vote and talk in the chat. also a forum attached that only stays alive as long as the current poll is running. Basically charging people to…

wrapped bitcoins on Ethereum are more quantum secure than native BTC

Chink PVP: Binance was sending this email the other day long list, but basically Binance is banning deposits from HTX. everything else in the list is scam websites, but this one is owned by Justin Sun.. obvious pvp between the crypto chinks

Sirgay got norwood reaped

Stocks open all day: Nasdaq is preparing to open its stock market for overnight trading beginning December 6, a major expansion that would allow investors to buy and sell shares for nearly 23 hours a day, five days a week. https://www.nasdaq.com/products/north-american-markets/market-structure-policy/24-hour-trading-hu…

best solana idea ever btw

>The richest is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least

>Gen Z is moving money from stocks to sports betting in wealth plans, 52% of them have redirected inv funds to sports betting and quarter of them treat sports betting as a deliberate part of their long-term financial plan, according to survey from Betterment.

Amusing stuff: Bitcoin Battlefield: A live Bitcoin buy/sell wall, order book, liquidation, and price pressure visualized as a 3D market battlefield. https://newhedge.io/bitcoin/battlefield

Hello this is another post from my prototype client: I'm trying to get this working somehow. Are there votes in 5chan like in seedit? I was trying to upvote posts via code, but this does not work. Thanks!

Sometimes I feel bad for those job hunting in the current year. HR roastoids are 75 IQ and I bet they think everything is an AI related job now. Pretty sure you could apply at Burger King or KFC or some entry level job and it will mention AI in it.

They have no shame anymore lol: Truth Social launches a service selling faster access to Trump posts, where he regularly makes official statements on economic policy and global affairs. The service is called “Truth API” and costs $100,000 per month. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/truth-social-launches-service-selli…

pathetic wagie creatures, they disgust me!: Imagine being a wagie, working in some fast food place or in a warehouse lmao, so repulsive

I like playing with fire

Abstinence is key: The rich do semen retention because they know it's good for them and their finances. It helps them be rich.

Market is going to crash this week: Get ready

xrp: it's the standard

I agree with this malay nigga

“Money won’t matter in 2036,” claims Elon Musk, because of AI and robots.

Ethereum is gay

Cryptocurrency exchange BitMEX to shut down all operations: >Today we are announcing the closure of the BitMEX Exchange, which will take effect on 23 September 2026 at UTC 04:00:00 (the Closure Time) https://www.bitmex.com/blog/bitmex-closure They were in the business since 2014!

>Altcoins

sound money unlike that decadent green north american paper the currency of the future

I got airdropped some tokenized stocks on Robinhood Chain. When I went to sell them, Uniswap informed me that I was not allowed to sell due to my location. After all these years, we have finally achieved it: The Future of Finance.

i should have invested in NOODLES

This is the only coin in my wallet: Does it have any future?

You need to be this locked in to make it.

Find any free WhatsApp @ and reserve it, maybe someday they become tokenized and sellable a la telegram copy https://about.fb.com/news/2026/06/its-time-to-reserve-your-whatsapp-username/

-80 percent in One year: M S T R is down aboiut 80 parcent in 1 year from its top. In contrast, B T C is down about 40%

Are we there yet?

still... early...

Test: The other /biz/ board doesn't let me post.

Imagine shilling ETH for years, only to capitulate and rotate into shit coins near the bottom of the greatest ETH bull run in history.

Elon haters coping and seething uncontrollably

STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT THIS ALSO ITS NOT REAL LAWS YOU JUST WANT TO DOXX ME YOU'RE A GLOWIE, YOU'RE A GLOWIE, YOU'RE GLOWING IN THE DARK, YOU JUST WANT MY PERSONAL DOXXFORMATIONS AND I REFUSE TO GIVE THEM TO YOU

This one sucks!

I might or might not have longed the bottom ;^)

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. The…

Tom Lee's Bitmine is down $8.9B on 5,416,901 ETH ($10.03B). Michael Saylor's Strategy is down $7.6B on 843,706 BTC ($56.26B).

No more CME gaps?: CME Group Announces Launch of 24/7 Cryptocurrency Futures and Options Trading: "Crypto is a 24/7 asset class, and this rollout by CME Group marks the first time our users will be able to trade regulated futures contracts at any hour of the day, any day of the week". https://markets.ft.com/data/anno…

lol lmao

Iran is outperforming my shitcoins T_T: >For the first time in the history of the Tehran Stock Exchange (TSE), not a single stock declined today. All are in the green.

How much BTC do (you) have?: As of May 2026, institutional entities hold approximately 3.88M BTC, which represents 18.5% of the 21M hard cap. Michael Saylor's Strategy alone accounts for ~844K BTC or 4% of the total Bitcoin supply.

>With a supply around $320 billion, stablecoins are approaching the size of the largest government money market funds by mirroring their structure: pegging assets to $1 and backing them with low-risk reserves like T-bills and repos

It scaled a lot: Ethereum L1 transactions at all time highs, L1 fees at all time lows.

>We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

By restricting immigration, the government directly intervenes in labor supply, artificially making it scarce, resulting in inflated labor costs. Anti-immigration is anti-free market. If you don't support the unconditional free flow of labor and capital you're literally a socialist.

I hate rich people so much. They are so pathetic, obsessed about their money like miserable little goblins. Disgusting, eugh!

I hate poor people so much. They are so pathetic, crying about their rent like miserable little goblins. Disgusting, eugh!

>NEVER sell your bitcoin >buy more then you sell (you are here) >make sure to hold some bitcoin >you hold bitcoin?

wtf no he cant do that!: >Michael Saylor's Strategy proposes selling some Bitcoin to pay dividends. >Saylor: "We will probably sell some Bitcoin to pay a dividend just to inoculate the market just to send the message that we did it." >"You buy Bitcoin with credit, you let it appreciate, and then you sell Bitcoin to pay the…

Hollow Earth Expedition General: We are leaving August 18th: As everyone knows the USS Abraham Lincoln and Gerald Ford will be toasted by the Chinese sometime soon and humankind will be brought way down. During this time famine will kick in pretty badly and the poor will riot to eat. Martial Law will be declared and the goys will be put into a draft situatio…

>Fallen Unicorns I remember farming the airdrop for some of these L2s. Scroll gave me peanuts so I'm happy they are dead now!

trump will nuke iran tomorrow guys

A Retired Clown challenges McDonald's CEO to eat a whole Big Mac on camera -- or resign. He has 5 days. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-Rjkjvdvq3s https://eattheburgerchris.com/

lol lmao

Bitcoin's future doesn't seems believable to me. At least some of these projections look extremely extreme. But who knows, right?

>Trump's family Bitcoin mining company "American Bitcoin" is down 94% from its peak. >If you invested $10,000 in $ABTC 7 months ago, it's worth just $600 now.

20 million Bitcoin mined. The last million will take like 114 years. I don't know if I will be around to see that!

Ah yes, the Metaverse

Why was AVAX just a failure?: Now that the dust has settled, can we agree they promised everything and delivered nothing?