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I think "tokenization" will be a method to more easily take assets from plebs. Everything is tokenized: your car, your dog, your penis, etc. Lets say you can log onto www.MyDigitalGoyLife.com (or go to the My Digital Goy Life app) and see the value of your tokenized penis in real time.

"Wow! My penis is worth $100 today on Goy Marketcap! What the heck do I need a stupid token for my penis for??" you think. "I'm going to sell this dumb PenisToken for $100 and use that to buy today's goy soyfeed."

On the other end of that trade is someone buying an enforceable, legal claim to YOUR PENIS. In the eyes of (((the law))) they now own your penis and probably have some protected right to come collect it at their will (and they purchased it with money they clicked a button to create out of thin air).

This is a silly example, but I bet it'll be used to concentrate ownership of many remaining swaths of land and property and other goods that are held by individuals.

"Oh no I'm short on bills! Let me try logging onto MyDigitalGoyLife! What the heck?? I just got air dropped two KidneyToken NFTs that are worth $200 each! LOL I CAN SELL THESE AN PAY MY BILLS! WOW THIS IS TOO EASY!"

Two (2) weeks later you get a knock on your door: "Hi, we are Reposession Agents from My Digital Goy Life and we are here to redeem our assets". So instead of selling your future via student loans and other predatory practices...now you can literally sell your body and everything! The future of finance!
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>>3079 (OP)

do not redeem the penis coin!
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>>3079 (OP)

grim
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>>3079 (OP)

never selling my penis nft, sorry rabbi

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I think "tokenization" will be a method to more easily take assets from plebs. Everything is tokenized: your car, your dog, your penis, etc. Lets say you can log onto www.MyDigitalGoyLife.com (or go to the My Digital Goy Life app) and see the value of your tokenized penis in real time.

"Wow! My penis is worth $100 today on Goy Marketcap! What the heck do I need a stupid token for my penis for??" you think. "I'm going to sell this dumb PenisToken for $100 and use that to buy today's goy soyfeed."

On the other end of that trade is someone buying an enforceable, legal claim to YOUR PENIS. In the eyes of (((the law))) they now own your penis and probably have some protected right to come collect it at their will (and they purchased it with money they clicked a button to create out of thin air).

This is a silly example, but I bet it'll be used to concentrate ownership of many remaining swaths of land and property and other goods that are held by individuals.

"Oh no I'm short on bills! Let me try logging onto MyDigitalGoyLife! What the heck?? I just got air dropped two KidneyToken NFTs that are worth $200 each! LOL I CAN SELL THESE AN PAY MY BILLS! WOW THIS IS TOO EASY!"

Two (2) weeks later you get a knock on your door: "Hi, we are Reposession Agents from My Digital Goy Life and we are here to redeem our assets". So instead of selling your future via student loans and other predatory practices...now you can literally sell your body and everything! The future of finance!
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>>3079 (OP)

do not redeem the penis coin!
>>3079 (OP)

grim
>>3079 (OP)

never selling my penis nft, sorry rabbi
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