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Guac Aficionados, Assemble!

Hold onto your GUAC because a limited-edition NFT airdrop is coming for ALL GUAC on Base token holders** on July 7 2024 and round two tiers will be snapshot on July 19, 2024!

These exclusive NFTs are more than just art - they'll be your gateway to special abilities in our upcoming web3 game!

Snapshot is ON so make sure your GUAC is ready!

Details coming soon. Stay tuned: guac.chat | x com/guacchat | t.me/guacchat

#GUAC #NFT #Airdrop #Web3Gaming
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test2
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First snapshot was collected. Congratulations to the tier one recipients.

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Guac Aficionados, Assemble!

Hold onto your GUAC because a limited-edition NFT airdrop is coming for ALL GUAC on Base token holders** on July 7 2024 and round two tiers will be snapshot on July 19, 2024!

These exclusive NFTs are more than just art - they'll be your gateway to special abilities in our upcoming web3 game!

Snapshot is ON so make sure your GUAC is ready!

Details coming soon. Stay tuned: guac.chat | x com/guacchat | t.me/guacchat

#GUAC #NFT #Airdrop #Web3Gaming
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First snapshot was collected. Congratulations to the tier one recipients.

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On Solana - CA: CiUFNZPwcAkhWfpXepa8F1Dv95JxKVJVoLhbK4Qtau9q
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Bump! There a lot of trannies Jannies out there on the web. Made an IPFS tool if anyone wants to upload immutable files onto ipfs anonymously or with a persistent history

>NOHOMOS

>NoJannies

Https://guac.chat/ipfs
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Umless it’s free I’m not gong yo use my Us dollers on it

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On Solana - CA: CiUFNZPwcAkhWfpXepa8F1Dv95JxKVJVoLhbK4Qtau9q
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Bump! There a lot of trannies Jannies out there on the web. Made an IPFS tool if anyone wants to upload immutable files onto ipfs anonymously or with a persistent history

>NOHOMOS

>NoJannies

Https://guac.chat/ipfs
Umless it’s free I’m not gong yo use my Us dollers on it

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STAHP! Polis is here! Time to lock these jeets up! There is a Good cop on the block now. Recently launched. On Base chain. TAX: 0/0 RENOUNCED BURNED 🔥WHOOP! WHOOP!
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They took out another thread on biz. Fuck the Jannies. Decentralized Chans never die only multiply. Bumping bred!
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what the fuck is POPO
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>>1590
Dubs checked. POPO is the next popping community bred. Telegram has been blowing up! They also were very supportive of the new IPFS upload tool we just created. You can upload files to ipfs for free anonymously or signed in for preserved links history. Here is a file uploaded for example. Check it out at guac.chat/ipfs
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Guys the Sargent put me in kitchen duty. Someone tell piglet he's joining us for lunch 😏
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>>1590
>34292314263132344163033

>033

Bros. WAGMI. The universe has spoken. Id K9 we are carrying out operation #battle4chan #battle4base lore: The Elite $POPO are a long lineage of militaristic kings under the decentralized lands. They kept order and peace in the kingdom although they were known to harass any races with big butts. Being moral enemies with the Shiba Inus they hate most dog and cat races. Strangely they have formed an everlasting bond with the shepherds and always ride into battle with them. Pictured Popolous I 12 ad remembered for his quote: Anais Licktorium!

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STAHP! Polis is here! Time to lock these jeets up! There is a Good cop on the block now. Recently launched. On Base chain. TAX: 0/0 RENOUNCED BURNED 🔥WHOOP! WHOOP!
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They took out another thread on biz. Fuck the Jannies. Decentralized Chans never die only multiply. Bumping bred!
what the fuck is POPO
>>1591>>1595
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>>1590
Dubs checked. POPO is the next popping community bred. Telegram has been blowing up! They also were very supportive of the new IPFS upload tool we just created. You can upload files to ipfs for free anonymously or signed in for preserved links history. Here is a file uploaded for example. Check it out at guac.chat/ipfs
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Guys the Sargent put me in kitchen duty. Someone tell piglet he's joining us for lunch 😏
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>>1590
>34292314263132344163033

>033

Bros. WAGMI. The universe has spoken. Id K9 we are carrying out operation #battle4chan #battle4base lore: The Elite $POPO are a long lineage of militaristic kings under the decentralized lands. They kept order and peace in the kingdom although they were known to harass any races with big butts. Being moral enemies with the Shiba Inus they hate most dog and cat races. Strangely they have formed an everlasting bond with the shepherds and always ride into battle with them. Pictured Popolous I 12 ad remembered for his quote: Anais Licktorium!

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nobody has yet to solve the puzzle that the Monkey Peepo team is holding, this is the third puzzle so far and it has been waiting for someone to solve it for weeks, the person who solves it gets access to 750k bananas token worth around $500 right now and maybe more in the near future, personally I think much more, yes, I'm shilling you a token in a way, but it doesn't hurt to do some brain exercise and see if you can take this money with you, the puzzle is free and you have plenty of time, you don't have to buy the token, biz, it's time to prove that you are smart, let's see......

https://www.monkeypeepo.com/puzzle-3

token is currently at around 700k,
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Is it going to drain my wallet?
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The only pROPLE WHO CAN LIKE this MONKEY drawings must HAVE MONKEY DNA , the are not human, just shit worlders. That’s all. Pii up le of garbage
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>>1577
Checked. Monkey see monkey Doo.
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Ahh links with promise of money. Not sketchy at all
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Ok now bid yotsuba on sol

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nobody has yet to solve the puzzle that the Monkey Peepo team is holding, this is the third puzzle so far and it has been waiting for someone to solve it for weeks, the person who solves it gets access to 750k bananas token worth around $500 right now and maybe more in the near future, personally I think much more, yes, I'm shilling you a token in a way, but it doesn't hurt to do some brain exercise and see if you can take this money with you, the puzzle is free and you have plenty of time, you don't have to buy the token, biz, it's time to prove that you are smart, let's see......

https://www.monkeypeepo.com/puzzle-3

token is currently at around 700k,
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Is it going to drain my wallet?
The only pROPLE WHO CAN LIKE this MONKEY drawings must HAVE MONKEY DNA , the are not human, just shit worlders. That’s all. Pii up le of garbage
>>1578
>>1577
Checked. Monkey see monkey Doo.
Ahh links with promise of money. Not sketchy at all
Ok now bid yotsuba on sol

Just lob.today bros less than one hour in it's already sending! Numbers and I buy a bag.
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Bumping! Incredibly based.
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KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
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Already 3.5x up since posted and looks like it's going to push through to DEX. Join their telegram it is getting really active. Less than an ETH away from launch and getting pumped by the DEX sniper bots.
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Launch has been very successful so far, we have 87% of supply locked up currently with a remaining 13% to be purchased on LaunchOnBase.Today. We are at a 35k market cap and when we deploy on Uniswap it will be at 80k but bots etc will probably make the first candle 100k plus like every other lob launch so far. The bull case is that anytime Trump mentions crypto all Trump coins pump and we have some very effective marketing coming very soon once we launch. http://t.me/TrumpMogShotWifAura
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Bump big things in the works. Follow their telegram for the action. I would drop the sauce but..... You can click the link and see for yourself. Hype hype hype!

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Just lob.today bros less than one hour in it's already sending! Numbers and I buy a bag.
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Bumping! Incredibly based.
KILL YOURSELF NIGGER
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Already 3.5x up since posted and looks like it's going to push through to DEX. Join their telegram it is getting really active. Less than an ETH away from launch and getting pumped by the DEX sniper bots.
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Launch has been very successful so far, we have 87% of supply locked up currently with a remaining 13% to be purchased on LaunchOnBase.Today. We are at a 35k market cap and when we deploy on Uniswap it will be at 80k but bots etc will probably make the first candle 100k plus like every other lob launch so far. The bull case is that anytime Trump mentions crypto all Trump coins pump and we have some very effective marketing coming very soon once we launch. http://t.me/TrumpMogShotWifAura
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Bump big things in the works. Follow their telegram for the action. I would drop the sauce but..... You can click the link and see for yourself. Hype hype hype!

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New lob.today with serious schizo vives.... Might buy a bag so I don't put one to my head if it pumps later.
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All drug dealers get the rope.

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New lob.today with serious schizo vives.... Might buy a bag so I don't put one to my head if it pumps later.
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All drug dealers get the rope.

Launched fair launch yesterday already in second place to launch and 76% and counting. This fucking meme is making my nose twitch if you know what I mean
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>RWA
No thanks
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Elmo is in. Dubs and 10x. Trips and 100x. Check Em.
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Let's go!!!
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This place is better than 4chud already. It's like they hate money over there.

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Launched fair launch yesterday already in second place to launch and 76% and counting. This fucking meme is making my nose twitch if you know what I mean
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>RWA
No thanks
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Elmo is in. Dubs and 10x. Trips and 100x. Check Em.
Let's go!!!
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This place is better than 4chud already. It's like they hate money over there.

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Chud 1: Alpha, foxtrot, its now officially over, plebbit has rugged. Over.
Chud 2: Crrrrrr. Roger that, its over, over.
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It's over
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>>1546
I came here to write this.
It's over.
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You say this like you are surprised.

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Chud 1: Alpha, foxtrot, its now officially over, plebbit has rugged. Over.
Chud 2: Crrrrrr. Roger that, its over, over.
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It's over
>>1562
>>1546
I came here to write this.
It's over.
You say this like you are surprised.

UBPS broke the elaunchonbase.today site yesterday!

Launched within a day of being on the site and going bananas!

https://app.uniswap.org/swap?theme=dark&inputCurrency=ETH&outputCurrency=0x0c90c756350fb803a7d5d9f9ee5ac29e77369973
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Blue Mail Frog just did another leg up
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Here is the pump
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We’re delivoooring
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yo niggas
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holy shit pleb is so much better than 4chan /biz/ mfw
no wait time, no email bullshit, catchpa is so much better

fuck yea, also buy UBPS you niggers

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UBPS broke the elaunchonbase.today site yesterday!

Launched within a day of being on the site and going bananas!

https://app.uniswap.org/swap?theme=dark&inputCurrency=ETH&outputCurrency=0x0c90c756350fb803a7d5d9f9ee5ac29e77369973
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Blue Mail Frog just did another leg up
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Here is the pump
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We’re delivoooring
yo niggas
holy shit pleb is so much better than 4chan /biz/ mfw
no wait time, no email bullshit, catchpa is so much better

fuck yea, also buy UBPS you niggers

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The normies had their decentralized pleb-chans: /pol/ for conspiracy theories, but they lacked numberology... /risk/ for romance (or lack thereof), fit/ for gym selfies (mostly just bad lighting and questionable physiques). Their lives were predictable, a never-ending cycle of "just girly things" and "cooming."

Then came the Great Gauctonians. A chaotic horde of Shiba Inus, Pepe the Frog's manic grin, and the unsettling pitter-patter of Avocado toast. Led by the enigmatic Apus, a shadowy figure shrouded in whispers of ancient memes and doge lore, they descended upon the normie chans with the fury of a thousand troll threads.

The spark that ignited the war came from a most unexpected corner: /biz/, the land of cryptocurrency and questionable financial advice. The dreaded 4chan jannies, the hall monitors of the internet, instituted a draconian policy - email verification. This sent a shiver down the spines of /biz/ regulars, a group known for their… shall we say, creative accounting m


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Digits checked. Operation Dubs is now going live! Creating meme content of hordes of Guactonians Animals riding avocado toast invading the pleb normie NPCs and breaking havok. Plebs I know It Will be hard but please defend yourselves and try to make memes of plebs defending against the Guactonians invasion, please make it interesting.
Stealth drop these memes into the chans without raising suspicion. Will first spread lore and news of the great meme wars on the chans with our dropping full names. Just Guac vs Pleb stuff....and then start dropping the images and memes before simultaneously hitting them with an obscure ad campaign.
Plot: Plebit owner Esteban banned Guactoshi after launching Guac Chan. Guactoshi is taking over the decentralized chan space by launching a meme campaign. He is fighting back and has begun the great meme wars for control of the decentralized chan.
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Guactonians 🥑 ready your breakfast and eat hearty.... FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
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This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your king.
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Sorry wrong image.
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Sorry wrong image again

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The normies had their decentralized pleb-chans: /pol/ for conspiracy theories, but they lacked numberology... /risk/ for romance (or lack thereof), fit/ for gym selfies (mostly just bad lighting and questionable physiques). Their lives were predictable, a never-ending cycle of "just girly things" and "cooming."

Then came the Great Gauctonians. A chaotic horde of Shiba Inus, Pepe the Frog's manic grin, and the unsettling pitter-patter of Avocado toast. Led by the enigmatic Apus, a shadowy figure shrouded in whispers of ancient memes and doge lore, they descended upon the normie chans with the fury of a thousand troll threads.

The spark that ignited the war came from a most unexpected corner: /biz/, the land of cryptocurrency and questionable financial advice. The dreaded 4chan jannies, the hall monitors of the internet, instituted a draconian policy - email verification. This sent a shiver down the spines of /biz/ regulars, a group known for their… shall we say, creative accounting m


Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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Digits checked. Operation Dubs is now going live! Creating meme content of hordes of Guactonians Animals riding avocado toast invading the pleb normie NPCs and breaking havok. Plebs I know It Will be hard but please defend yourselves and try to make memes of plebs defending against the Guactonians invasion, please make it interesting.
Stealth drop these memes into the chans without raising suspicion. Will first spread lore and news of the great meme wars on the chans with our dropping full names. Just Guac vs Pleb stuff....and then start dropping the images and memes before simultaneously hitting them with an obscure ad campaign.
Plot: Plebit owner Esteban banned Guactoshi after launching Guac Chan. Guactoshi is taking over the decentralized chan space by launching a meme campaign. He is fighting back and has begun the great meme wars for control of the decentralized chan.
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Guactonians 🥑 ready your breakfast and eat hearty.... FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
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This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your king.
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Sorry wrong image.
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Sorry wrong image again

You can view the bot warning yield http://etherscan.io/address/0xa8c62111e4652b07110a0fc81816303c42632f6

This code was taken down by uniswap for DMCA, guess it's working if they attacking. Video was taken down as well.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SKSXiSvXpmg&aiwbzn2

Find an alternative repo!
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https://etherscan.io/address/0xa8c62111e4652b07110a0fc81816303c42632f64#analytics
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scam

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You can view the bot warning yield http://etherscan.io/address/0xa8c62111e4652b07110a0fc81816303c42632f6

This code was taken down by uniswap for DMCA, guess it's working if they attacking. Video was taken down as well.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SKSXiSvXpmg&aiwbzn2

Find an alternative repo!
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https://etherscan.io/address/0xa8c62111e4652b07110a0fc81816303c42632f64#analytics
scam

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What do you call this pattern?
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Deadline
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standard rugpull

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What do you call this pattern?
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Deadline
standard rugpull

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Bobo has Mumu

Doomer has...?

0xAfB5d4d474693e68Df500c9c682E6A2841f9661A

basedbloomer.lol
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>>1479
Hey man your project is getting featured on a banner by tomorrow. New campaign will be short doom long bloom. Will be up for at least a month. Thanks for the support on the decentralized chan. We 100x traffic in the next month. Check Em.
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Bless you, Guactoshi!

Glad I could help :)
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>>1479
Post a link to your banner or any image you want I'll use it on the banner like the ones now you want to use.
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Sorry forgot image bump!
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Thank you!

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Bobo has Mumu

Doomer has...?

0xAfB5d4d474693e68Df500c9c682E6A2841f9661A

basedbloomer.lol
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>>1479
Hey man your project is getting featured on a banner by tomorrow. New campaign will be short doom long bloom. Will be up for at least a month. Thanks for the support on the decentralized chan. We 100x traffic in the next month. Check Em.
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Bless you, Guactoshi!

Glad I could help :)
>>1479
Post a link to your banner or any image you want I'll use it on the banner like the ones now you want to use.
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Sorry forgot image bump!
Thank you!

Fair launching soon on base.
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Website: https://shibainubase.com
Telegram: https://t.me/Shibainu0nbase
contract: 0xbAa3125f73Cb4cADc04eC6d74FA085A4baC458CF

It's doing things. Bump!

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Fair launching soon on base.
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Website: https://shibainubase.com
Telegram: https://t.me/Shibainu0nbase
contract: 0xbAa3125f73Cb4cADc04eC6d74FA085A4baC458CF

It's doing things. Bump!

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Get your tendies ready /biz/, it's time to divine the market's next move with the ancient power of internet numbers meme magic! Post your hottest coin picks and roll those dice to see if the fates decree a glorious pump or a soul-crushing dump. Let's see if these coins are destined for greatness or destined to REKT your portfolio. Remember, this is all for fun (and maybe a little hopium), so don't gamble your rent money on a single roll. Make sure you are using v0.1.25 or above of https://chan.guac.chat
Post your coin and roll those dice! The market awaits!
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guac is unironically one of the worst names for a project ive ever heard for a project. avo would make sense as you have a picture of an avocado
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>>1458
I guess I should have named it Mexican jumping bean or one these pump and dump toddler named tokens. Guac is the name of our platform. Trips and $GUAC does a 100x on Cinco de mayo
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>>1459
Sorry guys no pump for the marketing stunts numbers have spoken.... At least you found a team that only owns 1% supply and their intentions for that was to give it as a gift to their community for minting nfts on their platform. I guess no pump, no token airdrop sorry... Unless..... Reroll!
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Rolling for Bitcoin $100K by August... Check em
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<3 guac

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Get your tendies ready /biz/, it's time to divine the market's next move with the ancient power of internet numbers meme magic! Post your hottest coin picks and roll those dice to see if the fates decree a glorious pump or a soul-crushing dump. Let's see if these coins are destined for greatness or destined to REKT your portfolio. Remember, this is all for fun (and maybe a little hopium), so don't gamble your rent money on a single roll. Make sure you are using v0.1.25 or above of https://chan.guac.chat
Post your coin and roll those dice! The market awaits!
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guac is unironically one of the worst names for a project ive ever heard for a project. avo would make sense as you have a picture of an avocado
>>1459
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>>1458
I guess I should have named it Mexican jumping bean or one these pump and dump toddler named tokens. Guac is the name of our platform. Trips and $GUAC does a 100x on Cinco de mayo
>>1460
>>1459
Sorry guys no pump for the marketing stunts numbers have spoken.... At least you found a team that only owns 1% supply and their intentions for that was to give it as a gift to their community for minting nfts on their platform. I guess no pump, no token airdrop sorry... Unless..... Reroll!
Rolling for Bitcoin $100K by August... Check em
<3 guac