Wedding Advice
Please, all my friend, you come tomorrow and celebrate with me. I am giving big praise to my God the rat Mushika and thanking my lord rat for showing me the correct path. Our village elder and priest is saying I must marry one Indian Pariah dog as part of old village tradition to remove bad luck and bring good future. I am happily accepting this blessing. Tomorrow morning, everybody will gather with music, drum, dancing, and many smiling face. The dog will wear beautiful flower garland around neck and colorful cloth. I also will wear traditional wedding clothes. We will exchange flower garlands, and family members will bless us. There will be prayers, many photos, sweets, and a big feast for all the village people. Everybody will clap hands and celebrate together. Together we will eat sacred human dung curry and pray. After the wedding we will enter our blessed dung home and make love to the dogs sweet ass for 7 days to make sacred dog man child together. This permanent marriage for all eternity is showing respect for old custom and blessing for new beginning. From tomorrow onward, our bond is permanent in spirit. I will refuse all women for all eternity as my god Mushika commands and always give care, kindness, food, and protection to my dog wife. I will show loyalty and love every day to my dog wife, and my faithful dog will always stay by my side. We are together through happy time and difficult time, forever supporting each other with trust, friendship, sex, and endless affection. Thank you, everybody, for coming to witness this special day. Your blessings mean everything to us, and we hope you celebrate this joyful occasion with happiness, laughter, and full heart. My request for advice sar what kind of girf to give my new wire dav sar? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EcyDb3w5PLQ
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>>154 woof woof
no but seriusly what is wrong with this """people""", you should not be marrying dogs and you want advice for a gift? how about a life long supply of Dog Chow
>>154 ah shid, they marry everything