/adv/ - Advice

Woman asked me out on a date and I just... was not attracted to her... What would you do in that situation?

The biggest scam of adulthood is that you can do everything right and still end up with a life you don't want: You can be responsible, kind, hardworking, pay your bills, avoid unnecessary drama, and somehow wake up wondering when exactly your life became something you just maintain instead of enjoy. The funniest part is that everyone congratulates you for having your shit together while you're quietly wonde…

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Breaking the Cycle: Barbering: Are there any races that have a +2 to barbering or a good multiplier to its growth as a skill? I would think azns with the natural eye cover for errant hairs would be natural but they keep fucking up my shit. My last guy (who died) was Lebanese and he was the best but now Jews are genociding them s…

a fren of mine started doing cocaine: he regularly fornicates with prostitutes and one of these whores offered him cocaine and he tried it and now he might become addicted to coke! what would you say to him?

you might not be aware of this, but bloody termites eat paper, so be careful if you want to hide money nnear them

DUNG IS GONE SAR: Very very sad news my friends 😭🙏 I am Ramdeep from the Shantipur Dung-Sevak community, Chandra Gopal sub-caste. Today morning I wake up and big shock coming to me. My 800 kg religious human dung from my home is gone missing! What ben chod mother facker has taken this much sacred dung, I do not kn…

Sars ples advoce my rat wife: Help for marry my rat wife? Need advice from people because I am confused Hello Reddit people, I am Ramesh from India village. My English is good. Please hear my problem first. I marry my rat wife Lali last 3 years. in my village. The temple priest, Pandit Devnarayan ji, he say Lali is special crea…

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game. How to prevent this?

Wedding Advice: Please, all my friend, you come tomorrow and celebrate with me. I am giving big praise to my God the rat Mushika and thanking my lord rat for showing me the correct path. Our village elder and priest is saying I must marry one Indian Pariah dog as part of old village tradition to remove bad luck an…

How do I overcome depression

Poem: Can any body help me make this into a country song? I am old i do t know how to use a geeter to make it into a song. I wrote the poem its my property: In india, it smells like shit In india every is shit Go and ask why its all shit Thats the thing, they love the shit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e…

Advice about india pot bellies: Sir I wersh you you tube televisin channel programs every day of my life. When I saw ypur peogram about indiA people i forgot to let you know about another program about india made by doctor david attenborough from England. Its cLled Codex pajeet I or some thin like that , in that movie indian fell…

Where do I bug clothes: HELLO. Plebs i do NOT have curly black hair. That made me wonder Where do i Buy clothes. Does That mean I have to make My own clothes? All the clothing web sites, thats where They sell clothes. I checked on my eye phone? Well they all have these very strange looking men showing the clothes thats th…

How can I avoid being afraid of women all the time?: Pic unrelated

Watch out about Air planes BIG TIME: Theres days the plane companies hire by retards from crazy countries where they dont know any thingz why? Thats because they want to pay them almost nothing while they put together air plaines, he dont even know what a screw Driver is. Its a monkey from jungle putting your plane together!! Fuuuuck…

some people don't know this so here's a little advice: you can make fartless beans by soaking them 8-10 hours with baking soda added to the water, then discard it and rinse the beans before boiling in new water

roller coasts? What about other "rides?" FUUCK THAAT: Plebs Just for get it. Yeah its a thrill. The thrill is it is operated by retards and never safety checked, ever!!! Thtas the "scary part". At any moment the coach could silply go flying off the rails like loney toons, the safety belt could fly off and you Coild go flying like super man or some wil…

Peter batter: Hold on !! Wire mr a minute!! For the love odin, DO NOT, Never ever eat so called this alleged "food product" THINK ABOUT TITS. Nobody knows where this stuff is from. The chinese scammers found out about it and are now growing scam and fraud toxic waste not even test neither. Do you link the chines…

What kind of car Should I buy, halp!: What Kind of Car should I buy !!? I have no idea at all ehat to do ?!! No not a boomer truck those fat retarded PERMANENT ASS HOLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY HAM NO IDEA WHAT TO DO MY BANK SAYS SIR YOU CAN BUY WHAT EVER YOU WANT? I said what are you sure? THEY SAID YEAH YOU LVE BEEN A MEMBER FOR DECA…

AFRICA: DID YOU EVER THINK THAT A DISEASE LADEN CUNTRY LIKE AFRICA WAS EVER A GOOD PLACE TO VISIT TO SEE THIER BOTTOM BARREL SHIT TIER ALLEGED WILD LIFE! WELL DONT BOTHER, A MILLION THINGS CAN GO WRONG IN AN INSTANT. THINK ABOUT IT, AFRICA HAS 8 BILLION AFRICANS. THE AVERAGE IQ OF ALL AFRICANS IS ABOUT 65.…

BASE JUMPING: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-C_D6H8Uhk&ra=m Plebs, have you ever hear of BASE JUMPING? I just saw another report about one of the demon demon commandeered television news channel demonic, scam, and fraud news programs. BASE JUMPING IS one of those retarded "ideas" from some of these certain kind…

BUNGEE JUMPING: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nSs8pigk88w Plebs for the love of all thats good on this green earth THOR GAVE US, DO NOT GO BUMGEE JUMPING. Half the time the mexicans dont even connect the rope to thier feet and just launch them right over board. Think about about it. Its one of the most retardest i…

SKY DIVING: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X7kl52UxiS8 I will keep this quick because i wrote a long article about it and them some thong happened and it got deleted for ever and ever. Never, ever, ever NOT oNLY NOT go so called SKY DIVING, if you rver see one of those fellers with a bad hair cut say anything a…

How To Make a Spoon EXPLODE!!: 1. Heat up a spoon with a lighter 2. Wrap the spoon in duct tape, 3 layers will do 3. Throw the spoon into a bowl of cold water and literally run for your fucking life 4. Film it with a home security camera 5. Post video online Warning: This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!! Do not try this unless you know…

DIY Crystals: Let's make cool crystals!!! Step 1: Put pennies or some other copper coins into a beaker Step 2: Add baking powder Step 3: Add vinegar and laundry bleach--SUPER IMPORTANT!!! Step 4: Blow on it with a straw for 30 minutes to trigger the reaction Step 5: Post results!

DONT go in the water: Dont be stupid. Dont go in the water. AT ALL. Besides there is no reason to. THey will lie and say anything to get you in there as shark food. For example "SHARKS DONT BITE FOLKS, it never happens. Or, you are more likely to get hit with lightning than get bit by a shark. Or sharks mistakenly bit p…

how do i get a stacy gf as a 30 yo virgin?: 6'1 manlet ugly socially retarded

Are women even worth it anymore?: I just want a mentally stable cute woman that loves me, but I don't know how many exist anymore

a fren of mine is killing mosquitoes like a madman! any advice for him??

Meta advice thread: Advice, suggestions, criticism and/or questions you would provide to the 5chan dev(s), in hope they're addressed.

too fluent in wokespeak: is it bad if i blend in with normies constantly without revealing my true chud self? what would happen once i have 3 children with my woke leftist stacy gf like should i come out of the closet eventually? it makes no sense to reveal my massive racist big MAGA cock chud self already since i'd be ost…

i talk to myself, is that ok?

I don't blame people who don't want to leave their house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReMqR6fDQok I've been watching this guy every other day now and most of the points he made are absolutely true. Society is so fucked we don't even realize how stressful and meaningless everything is.

I found out my barber is jewish. I usually pay in cash but this time I did through a digital wallet. His full name shows up and what do I see? An askhenazi surname. I can't believe it. He's been touching my hair this whole time, manipulating sharp objects around my head. I'm sort of sickened by thi…

i know it's wrong but i do this you shouldnt do it though, take my advice