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Theres days the plane companies hire by retards from crazy countries where they dont know any thingz why? Thats because they want to pay them almost nothing while they put together air plaines, he dont even know what a screw Driver is. Its a monkey from jungle putting your plane together!! Fuuuuck that!!! Hell no!!

The plane companies were caught RED HANDED hiring all these turd worlders to Pot the air planes together. HOW DO WE know thats dead true !!!? Well, the reason why is the windows and doors keep falling off the air plane!!! NO ITS NOT A LIE !! It is true.windows doors wheels wings all kinds keep falling off all the time !!! IT IS RIDICOUS. All because they wanted to pay 4 dollarss per hour to illegals to pit together a plane !!! NOOOO THANK YOU !!! No me!!! IM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOUR FAKE AIR PLANE WINDOW!! No sir. Im sitting next to your fake Air plane bulk head.... no. WHY DONT YOU DO IT You do it YA AIR FAGGET. SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!! No im not doin it !!! I will sit in an

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some people don't know this so here's a little advice: you can make fartless beans by soaking them 8-10 hours with baking soda added to the water, then discard it and rinse the beans before boiling in new water

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Plebs Just for get it. Yeah its a thrill. The thrill is it is operated by retards and never safety checked, ever!!! Thtas the "scary part". At any moment the coach could silply go flying off the rails like loney toons, the safety belt could fly off and you Coild go flying like super man or some wiley coyote episode!!! You think its a joke?!! NO IT AINT A JOKE. IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. oh you dont think its happens in your contry? No it happens every where. Oh your ride is safe? No even ferris wheels fly off the axels and start rolling like a thor dam wheel they flies off a semi truck on the high way? Yes!! They never inspect this fucking things let alone repair them, neither. Did you see theyer response? TheyPRETEND it was no big deal!! wild!! Shiy like this happens all the time. THE REASON why you never hear abouy it is they cover it Up BIG time sicnce if every body found oit and knew its then after they could not scam and fraud any more. Dont fall for it.
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Hold on !! Wire mr a minute!! For the love odin, DO NOT, Never ever eat so called this alleged "food product" THINK ABOUT TITS. Nobody knows where this stuff is from. The chinese scammers found out about it and are now growing scam and fraud toxic waste not even test neither. Do you link the chinese are going to do safety checks and then tgrow it away if its bad (it is)? NOOOOO HELL NO . Never!! Theyre going to export it A S A P. And about the curly hairs who bought out the real food companies? They dont care !!!! Obviously. I hate to be such a critic about it, but holey moley plebs shit is bad, real bad out there. YOU GOT TO BE CARE FUL, and waach out. BIG TIME. Besides the oils are garbage any how. You want oil, this aint it!! You want fat? This xefojitely aint it? If u eat too much your own skin will look like some kind of post plastic surgery sob story. Crazy but probably true. That alleged "food" gives u straight up cancer. Look it up! Dont blame me, I didnt do it. Nobody Gave me

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What Kind of Car should I buy !!? I have no idea at all ehat to do ?!! No not a boomer truck those fat retarded PERMANENT ASS HOLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I REALLY HAM NO IDEA WHAT TO DO MY BANK SAYS SIR YOU CAN BUY WHAT EVER YOU WANT? I said what are you sure? THEY SAID YEAH YOU LVE BEEN A MEMBER FOR DECADES. Yeah, i know. Then I said how much does it cost and they said not that much. Any how kind of car i wonder is good since these days all these zoomers are driving around in i cnat even read the brand name on the car, and geets a fagget he dont know either . Please help me choose a car. If u tell me I eill check it and give feedback back, thank uou very mcih.
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DID YOU EVER THINK THAT A DISEASE LADEN CUNTRY LIKE AFRICA WAS EVER A GOOD PLACE TO VISIT TO SEE THIER BOTTOM BARREL SHIT TIER ALLEGED WILD LIFE! WELL DONT BOTHER, A MILLION THINGS CAN GO WRONG IN AN INSTANT. THINK ABOUT IT, AFRICA HAS 8 BILLION AFRICANS. THE AVERAGE IQ OF ALL AFRICANS IS ABOUT 65. SOOOOOOORY!!! DONT BLAME ME!! I Had notjing at all to Do with it? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, CLOSE MY EYE BALLS AND SAY BA BA BA BA AND PRETEND NETONIAN PHYSICS DOESNT EXIST AT ALL ON OUR PRECIOUS PLANET NAMED Earth? Wellllllllllll, I dont know. You can try to do that , but what do think is going to happen? Yeah if u dont need anything like to be done correctly , like living on guam or parto rico yeah sure who gives a rats ass its a tard island every body is tarded just hope u can escape with no problems. But noooooo nobody doesnt want to do shit the rigjt way, so what They expect every bosy to just pretend ? Fuuuuck thaaaat. Ad im tired of the opposite the homos who mistake u for the tard,

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Plebs, have you ever hear of BASE JUMPING? I just saw another report about one of the demon demon commandeered television news channel demonic, scam, and fraud news programs. BASE JUMPING IS one of those retarded "ideas" from some of these certain kinds of mentally ill retards. If any body ever asks you about it, RUN. Run for you dear life away from the that feller as fast as you can. And Stay away from them. They are always one step away from complete disaster and you dont want to be any where near that when it happens!! All so, They always have bad hair cuts because they are retArded and have mental problems, not the good kind neither. Often very very curly hair, which I will never ever spiritually trust in a million years. Something is very wrong. Anyways, every day there is another story in the news about these fellers and the news is never good. Breaking the law and shitting up the local area while being ugly and retarded at the same

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Plebs for the love of all thats good on this green earth THOR GAVE US, DO NOT GO BUMGEE JUMPING. Half the time the mexicans dont even connect the rope to thier feet and just launch them right over board. Think about about it. Its one of the most retardest ideas ever invented. As a result, who do you think is in charge of the ropes ? Think about it........, THATS RIGHT FAGGET ITS RETARDS IN CHARGE OF THE ALLEGED "ROPES" Have the time they dont hook them up!!! WHY OH EHY would any body ever follow one of these faggets asking them to go bungee jumping? Well, there may be many reasons , but probably NOBODY ever told em..."Dont do it." Uhhkay? Just dont, Just say no. If you dont believe me just wash this news program, this happens all the time. That poor girl. Its not right. So be smart. I just told you why, so now you know. Dont be a retard. Be smart.

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I will keep this quick because i wrote a long article about it and them some thong happened and it got deleted for ever and ever. Never, ever, ever NOT oNLY NOT go so called SKY DIVING, if you rver see one of those fellers with a bad hair cut say anything about SKY DIVING, RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AWy from those lunatics. Those kind of fellers allays are merely a quiet couple of steps away from total and permanent disaster. You want to be completely out of the area when that does happen. Aner zip code. Any how, just look at this terrible incodent. See its always something. Its this or that, its hos parachute was made out recycled bed spreads, or the mexicans puting it in the back pack didnt connect the rope to the bed spreads, ITS ALWAYS SOME THING!! Always. In this case, It turned out, the pilot was show boating around and started flying 20 feet off the ground going side ways!! What the fuck? HEY DONT DO THAT !!! I wanted to say when i heard tha

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1. Heat up a spoon with a lighter
2. Wrap the spoon in duct tape, 3 layers will do
3. Throw the spoon into a bowl of cold water and literally run for your fucking life
4. Film it with a home security camera
5. Post video online

Warning: This is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!! Do not try this unless you know what you're doing.

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Let's make cool crystals!!!
Step 1: Put pennies or some other copper coins into a beaker
Step 2: Add baking powder
Step 3: Add vinegar and laundry bleach--SUPER IMPORTANT!!!
Step 4: Blow on it with a straw for 30 minutes to trigger the reaction
Step 5: Post results!

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Dont be stupid. Dont go in the water. AT ALL. Besides there is no reason to. THey will lie and say anything to get you in there as shark food. For example "SHARKS DONT BITE FOLKS, it never happens. Or, you are more likely to get hit with lightning than get bit by a shark. Or sharks mistakenly bit people only if they look like a seal. On and on and on, all lies and bull shit. Liaten, everyday people in Hawaii and so forth get bit by sharks, BUT DO U THINK THE LOCAL LEADERS WANT THAT KIND OF NEWS ARTICLES IN THE NEWS PAPAER? HELLLL NOOO. So dont fall for it. Think about it, it happens every day over there. If people knew the trith it would shit down all thier grifts and scams. Thats a big reason why they lie every day about it. And the save the shark enironmental lunatics on the loose in society? Come on, thats how they make thier momey by higging sharks and all ao yhats how they brag to others. "Oh sharka are warm and cuddley they never humt down himans for foooooood. Yeah yeah yeah , s

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6'1 manlet ugly socially retarded